I take sunglasses very seriously. They are the best way to people watch without people knowing that you're staring at them. I bought this awesome pair of D&G sunglasses in Italy a couple years ago and stupidly left them at a Sev counter while sleep deprived and buying coffee. It may be for the best though because Britney Spears started wearing the same pair that I lost during her head shaving insanity phase.
This weekend I found a pair of D&G's at a sunglass hut outlet for $50.00. 50 freaking dollars. I think this is outrageously cheap. I especially like this pair for two reasons:
1. You can't see what I'm looking at
2. It looks like my sunglasses have eyebrows which is like a built in disguise and therefore really amusing to me
I love that Americans use every holiday as a reason to celebrate commercialism. I would like to thank the founding fathers, even though they probably didn't have the foresight to know that Fourth of July would come to mean "a day to buy designer sunglasses and everything else really cheap, drink all day, and watch thousands of dollars of elaborate fireworks shows in every major city".
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