What am I looking at?

A hair artist kidnapped these poor mice, spray painted them, gave them mini mice high heels, concealed their identity a la Cousin It, and put them in a wind tunnel. I think these mice hang out in front of the speakers at concerts and just get effing wild. I tried to order some but the hair artist said no.

Freedom Turtle

"FREEDOM!"

Philly Fierce: Brazilian Festival

This weekend marked the first Philadelphia Brazilian Festival. I was setting up the sound equipment for this samba performance, and I was not prepared for this amount of nudity at all. It doesn't look that naked in this picture but believe me when they got those beads moving there was not much underneath. Good for you, Samba dancers. You look fantastic and not at all uncomfortable with being the only people in this amount of clothing. I think you should consider wearing this all the time.

Philly Fierce: Street Signs

This was posted outside the WaWa in Headhouse Square.
It says:
Officer Battles: May I ask for Allison hand in marriage. I please ask for your blessing. I love her. Like the way you love us all. Since Anita passed away I would love if you would walk her down the isle....

Bizarre. Sweet. In desperate need of grammar and spelling lessons. But definitely not something you see everyday.

Epic Yoga

I've recently been taking a lot of yoga. I really like it other than the spirituality and standard generic yoga music which usually consists of gongs and someone singing in a different language. it was during a yoga class that I realized there was a window for me to create my own style of yoga. I call it "Epic Yoga" it basically consists of a regular yoga class but to the soundtrack of Gladiator and other epic war movies. Maybe I'll even loop some key quotes into it. I just want the warrior pose to really make you feel like you're gonna kick ass. I think yoga could do with a little violence.

And now...

A baby penguin!

I would really like a permanent baby penguin and actually a whole menagerie of permanent baby animals just running around like in Ace Ventura but miniature

Barbara Streisand: Thug Life

Last night's film screening was Hello Dolly, which I've never seen before. The whole thing was so ridiculous and over the top that I really wish my life was like that. For instance, I've never been in a restaurant where the waiters start sword fighting for no reason. Hello Dolly is set in New York 1890. Barbara Streisand actually coined the phrase "raise the roof" in this film and she gets no credit for it. Picture this hotness in the middle of a parade in Yonkers yelling:

"When the whistles blow

And the cymbals crash

And the sparklers light the sky

I'm gonna raise the roof"



And she's iced up the whole movie and just generally looking amazing. She's the original dime piece-cute face little waist with a big behind.