What am I looking at?

A hair artist kidnapped these poor mice, spray painted them, gave them mini mice high heels, concealed their identity a la Cousin It, and put them in a wind tunnel. I think these mice hang out in front of the speakers at concerts and just get effing wild. I tried to order some but the hair artist said no.

Freedom Turtle

"FREEDOM!"

Philly Fierce: Brazilian Festival

This weekend marked the first Philadelphia Brazilian Festival. I was setting up the sound equipment for this samba performance, and I was not prepared for this amount of nudity at all. It doesn't look that naked in this picture but believe me when they got those beads moving there was not much underneath. Good for you, Samba dancers. You look fantastic and not at all uncomfortable with being the only people in this amount of clothing. I think you should consider wearing this all the time.

Philly Fierce: Street Signs

This was posted outside the WaWa in Headhouse Square.
It says:
Officer Battles: May I ask for Allison hand in marriage. I please ask for your blessing. I love her. Like the way you love us all. Since Anita passed away I would love if you would walk her down the isle....

Bizarre. Sweet. In desperate need of grammar and spelling lessons. But definitely not something you see everyday.